10 Reasons You Know You’re a Beach Bum

If you’re like me, you like to spend as much time as possible on the beach.

After work, before work, on the weekends, at night, it doesn’t matter.  If you’re a beach bum like me, all of these 10 items will ring true with you.

If you have another reason, leave a comment and let me know what it is!

  1. You don’t live more than 10 miles from a beach.
  2. You wear shorts to the beach until the first frost.
  3. You keep a chair, sunscreen, towel, and change of clothes in the back of your car at all times.
  4. You have to wash your car twice a week to get the salt off.
  5. You move your chair according to the sun.
  6. You go to the beach in the winter and at least sit in your car if not walk the beach.
  7. You understand that if you’re not on the beach by 12:30 PM, it’s a wasted day.
  8. Your car mats is constantly covered with sand.
  9. You just know when it’s “Time to dry and re-apply” sunscreen.
  10. Great place to tune everyone out.
About Ralphie Marino

Ralphie Marino hosts The Morning Show weekdays from 6 to 10 a.m. on 99.9 The Q (WQRC 99.9 FM), Cape Cod’s Fresh Mix. Ralphie is also the midday host on Cape Country 104.


  1. Jeannette Pompi says

    I have one more….

    11. Best way and place to read an entire book without stopping. (I did this many times at Corporation Beach)

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